2005-CURRENT JOKES What pet makes the loudest noise?
A trum-pet!
Sent in by Jenny
Teacher - "Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is 6 plus 4?"
Class - "At once!"
Sent in by Ryan
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A ball hog.
Sent in by Kara
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you take before every meal?
A seat.
Sent in by Dylan
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Sent in by Jennifer
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Painter
Painter who?
Painter painting!
Sent in by Jennifer
What kind of sweet goes swinging through the jungle?
Tarzi pan.
Sent in by Sara
What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Sent in by Amy
What would you get if all the cars in the USA were red?
A carnation.
Sent in by Skyler
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A centipede with sore feet.
Sent in by Brad
What do snowmen have for supper?
Iceburgers.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slope poke.
Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?
There were too many cheetahs.
What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a gopher?
A tunnel with leaks.
What do you get when you cross a pelican with a lightening bolt?
A big electric bill.
What did the salt say to the popcorn?
Season's greetings.
Sent by Kelsey in Seattle, WA
Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool yarn?
A. She had mittens! |
