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2003-2004 JOKES What do you call 2 banana peels?
Slippers
Sent by Tyler in Nampa, ID
What do you get when you cross a jar of peanut butter with an elephant?
An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Sent by Hayden in Nampa, ID
Have you ever heard of a WISH sandwich?
It's the kind of sandwich where you have 2 slices of bread… and you WISH
you had some meat!
Blues Brothers, (song)Rubber Biscuit
Why did the golfer change his socks?
Because he had a hole in one.
Sent by Nicholas in Liberty Lake, WA
How does a hungry man eat a hotdog?
With relish!
Why are chefs hard to like?
Because they beat eggs, whip cream, and mash potatoes. |
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What has lots of teeth but can't chew?
A comb.
When does Dracula find time to eat?
During a coffin break.
Why was the hotdog shivering?
Because it was served with chili beans.
What's the vampire's favorite snack?
Neck-tarines. |
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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bread roll!
Oh, stop loafing around.
Sent by Tyler in Highlands Ranch, CO
What's a dog's favorite food?
Anything that's on your plate.
Waiter, what's wrong with this fish?
Well sir, long time, no sea.
What is huge, green, mean-tempered, and wears ripped
clothes?
The Incredible Sulk.
Sent by Travis in Portland, OR
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom!
Sent by Sara in Highlands Ranch, CO
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Presidentures
Sent by Sara in Highlands Ranch, CO
What do you say to a 300 pound baked potato?
Anything, just butter him up!
Why was the giraffe in the shower for 10 hours?
Because his mom told him to wash his neck.
Sent by Nicholas in Liberty Lake, WA
What is fat and green and says, "Oink, oink"?
Porky Pickle
Sent by Josie in Dallas, TX |
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What is the most quiet sport?
Bowling. You can hear a pin drop.
Sent by Tyler in Highlands Ranch, CO
"Waiter, there's a dead fly swimming in my soup!"
"Nonsense, sir, dead flies can't swim."
What do ghosts like on their roast beef?
Grave-y.
What does a monster eat when he's just been to the dentist?
The dentist.
Teacher: If you had $1 and you asked your dad for another$1, how much money would you have?
Pupil: $1
Teacher: You obviously don't know how to add.
Pupil: You obviously don't know my dad!
Sent by John in Chicago, IL
What do kids do before they read their baseball cards?
They look at the "pitchers"
Sent by Sara in Highlands Ranch, CO
How can you tell if a shark likes you?
He takes another bite.
Why did the dog have to go to court?
He got a barking ticket.
Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?
He had bad stable manners.
Why did Sam spend 10 years studying geology?
He wanted to be a big rock star.
Sent by Sara in Highlands Ranch, CO |
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